I am a 20 year old alien from Pluto. I was sent to planet Earth to avenge the insult you human beings did to us. Instead of taking revenge I ended up falling madly in love with British humor and anime shows.
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"Do you now?" said the dragon somewhat flattered, even though he did not believe a word of it.
"Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality, O Smaug the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities," replied Bilbo.

you little
fragile
tea-cup

you little
fragile
tea-cup

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It’s bigger on the inside.

junejuly15:

William Sherlock Scott Holmes

iceinherheart-kissonherlips:

'In spite of everything I loved you, and will go on loving you - on my knees, with my shoulders drawn back, showing my heels to the headsman and straining my goose neck - even then. And afterwards - perhaps most of all afterwards - I shall love you, and one day we shall have a real, all-embracing explanation, and then perhaps we shall somehow fit together, you and I, and turn ourselves in such a way that we form one pattern, and solve the puzzle: draw a line from point A to point B… without looking, or, without lifting the pencil… or in some other way… we shall connect the points, draw the line, and you and I shall form that unique design for which I yearn.' || [x]

qvibbler:

Harry Potter Meme: ♕ Seven Relationships

3/7 Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort

Can I say something… crazy?

fstw:

can’t wait to fuck a tree tonight